Saturday, November 14, 2015

Steam And Smoke

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steam inside tea-pot
but the world is covered in smoke
fear, fear everywhere

fear, fear everywhere
can we ever laugh in peace
and smile, play and live

and smile, play and live
with no devils in our porch
we pray with our hearts

This Haiku is shared with Haiku Horizons - Steam.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Palm’s Foster Home For Peculiar Stories - Review

Palm’s Foster Home for Peculiar Stories is a collection of short fiction written by C. G Salamander.
In this book you will find: English colonizes; Somalian pirates; Somalian pirates pretending to be English colonizers; a few spies; a zombie with an existential crisis; an evil bowl of soup; a ghost cow; a priest stuck in a chicken’s body; a few vamp-iyers; some backup dancers; a couple of orphaned brothers; God; some rowdy farm animals; a mad scientist; Death and all his friends; an incompetent angel; some deranged occultists; some not so deranged occultists. 
You will also find: an armadillo; a few porcupine; an effigy; a ghost named Prya; some advice on stalking; wasp creatures who start conversations; a T-Rex; and a very old man.

There is chaos and pandemonium in the streets of Madras, and it is up to Nigel (an officer of the Imperial Police) to restore order to the city... only he hasn't quite learned about India's Independence. Yet.

When the newest and most successful religion (Cabbagism) threatens to bring about the destruction of the world, it is up to a melancholic zombie and a collection of rowdy farm animals to save the earth.

A porcupine, after setting out on a journey away from home, falls in love with an armadillo.

About the Author
It was exactly fifteen years ago that C G Salamander realized he was different from all the other Chinese Giant Salamanders. As a child C G Salamander hated living in the muddy crevices along the river banks, and so he decided to leave the Yangtze river and set out on a quest to find himself.

He spent days travelling across the vast terrains of china and finally reached the foothills of the Himalayas. With nowhere to go, and equipped with a childlike sense of wonder for a compass, C G Salamander began scaling the Himalayas where he would later enroll himself in a monastery. During his time in the mountains, he was taught how to read and write by foreigners who’d come to partake in the mountain’s rich culture and cheap herbage.

He spent most of his time in meditation, and eventually learned how to move objects with his mind.After spending a decade in the Himalayas, C.G Salamander traveled south to the city of Chennai, and has remained there ever since. He now spends his time telekinetically moving pens and pencils across paper.

Palms Foster Home for Peculiar Stories is his first book.

One look at the cover and you know, this is not the usual fare, nothing like the ones you have read before. In fact, this is going to be different. Really different.

Don’t judge a book by its cover, but you can surely pick up one. Judging should be based on what lies enveloped between the front and back covers, and that’s exactly what I will be doing here. Right now!

I was fascinated by the front cover, big time. Turn it around and the back cover looks fascinating too, with the blurb encrypted in white. This is where it gets interesting. The blurb denotes that this book is going to take you on a fantasy ride, with dollops of imagination. Did it serve the right concoction?

Yes. It did.

'Palm’s Foster Home For Peculiar Stories' is divided into three parts, each comprising of stories weaved in interesting and unique backgrounds. In the first part, we get to read about Nigel, a British Police officer, who is ignorant of the fact that India has gained independence and has aspirations of meeting the Queen, only that the Queen in question is someone that he or the readers did not expect to be. The story then unfolds how Nigel meets his lady love, who keeps on coming to his rescue whenever he is in a fix, and the quirkiness of his brother in law, who doesn't like being told what to do. There is a lot of action going around in this story, and the humour is well encompassed in the lines, making you laugh like mad on numerous occasions.

Yes, madness defines this book perfectly.

But it’s the second part of the book where the author, C. G Salamander, has crossed all thresholds of eccentricity (God! How can someone have such a powerful sense of imagination!), and has roped in characters that make you sit up and take notice. There is a cow (that too a ghost), a number of zombies and their prophet ‘Murali’, and the Celestial Cabbage, who wants to rule the world with the new faith, Cabbagism. As you can guess, what follows is a crazy riot, with each chapter bringing forth the stories of the characters. Kudos to the author for being successful in binding the strings and not leaving any loose ends even though he was dealing with such a large number of plots and subplots.

After the craziness of the first two parts, the third part mellows down a bit, and one wouldn't mind that, ‘cause the stories in this section are equally endearing. My favourite is the beautiful love story between the porcupine and the armadillo. The author even has tips on how to stalk someone at the beach, and it comes with a warning. There is also a fascinating tale of Denver the dinosaur and how he saves his two human friends from the clutches of the telekinetic mole – people.

This is not a quick – read, by which I mean you may not be able to complete it at a stretch. With a multitude of eccentric plots and fresh from the imagination fantasy tales, this book should be relished at a leisurely pace, sip by sip, letting the magic sink in. Yes, magic it is, and like an accomplished wizard, the author manages to steal our attention to his unique style of storytelling. This is not just a book, but an experience, that blends dreams into fiction, making them sound real, and fascinating. C. G Salamander shines on debut, his finesse on wordplay amazing, and his characterizations lively. This is a brave attempt by the author to debut with an unconventional theme.

And he succeeds.

Title: Palm's Foster Home for Peculiar Stories 
Author:  C G Salamander
Publisher: Jellyfish Publications
Publication Year: 2015
Language: English
Binding: Paperback
Genre: Fiction, Fantasy, Short Stories
No. of Pages: 264
Price: Rs 250
My Rating: 4/5

Grab your copies from Amazon or Flipkart. You can also find the book in Goodreads.

Friday, November 06, 2015

Her Goodbyes

he was scared not of ghosts
nor monsters with iron nails
guns couldn't invade him
his courage seemed never to fail

and yet, he was brutally broken
when his heart succumbed to lies
she who was once his strength and love
he feared now her goodbyes

This Poem is shared with Poets United - Poetry Pantry.

Sunday, November 01, 2015

Writer's Block

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I scribble
and tremble
I sit tight
is it true
is it right
I've lost my words
I can no longer write

blank my mind
numb are my fingers
the pen refuses to budge
fear still lingers
what could be the reason
am I way past my time
farewell is it
have I really forgot to rhyme

tears no longer sway
they stream down my heart
what seemed easy
was now the toughest part
the paper lay blank
against the chime of the clock
there would be no new stories
I succumb to writer's block

This Poem is shared with Poets United - Poetry Pantry.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The Faceless Saldirgan - Review

To read the full review, click HERE.

Title: The Faceless Saldirgan
Author: Sahil Loomba
Publisher: Alchemy Publishers
Publication Year: 2015
Language: English
Binding: Paperback
Genre: Mystery, Detective
No. of Pages: 199
Price: Rs 175
My Rating: 4/5

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Scribble It Black

scribble scribble scribble
and scribble it black
till the walls don't break
and the heart doesn't crack
noises in the corridor
piles dumped on the rack
I'm your nemesis
I shall surely come back

you've always feared
and worried by your fate
counting all the reasons
throwing wisdom out of the gate
and when finally you realize
it's already too late
you are your nemesis
responsible for this state

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Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Bag The Fashion Title With Baggout App

We all love to look good in whatever we wear. Along with that, we want to feel comfortable too. Our fashion sense exhibits our outlook towards life. There are times when we are not sure what type of clothes, fabric, colour and texture would suit us well. What if there was an app that could be an answer to all our fashion queries?

Baggout, the popular and rapidly growing lifestyle venture, presents its Android app which takes a small space in your mobile phone but provides a large variety of options. A user needs to login to access the app. He can either create an account or login using his Facebook or email id. It’s after this that the wide fashion world opens up to him, detailed yet in a systematic manner. There are several filter options for the users that help in deciding what type of fashion would cater to his needs. For a person, who likes to wear traditional, the options presented would be different than those who prefer formals and casuals. Similarly, the app takes into consideration the body type of the individual (this is one feature that I have never seen anywhere before, and scores high brownie points). The user also has the option to mention the style that he follows. Whether he has a trendy outlook, or is sporty in nature, or is classic, the app has several options in place for everyone.

For example, one can browse through pyjamas, joggers, denims and a wide array of other products in the home screen, based on his preferences. Not only are there products for men and women, but the app lists several items in the kids and home décor section as well, which is another plus. It also lists out the deals that are currently trending, and one can use them to get a higher gain in his buy.

This app isn’t just for hardcore fashionistas, but is also a great buying guide for all of us. After all, we all want to feel good in what we wear, isn’t it? The best thing about this app is that you wouldn't need any other shopping app if you have this one. This is like a directory that has data from all.

Download the app from the link below and rule the world with your fashion style.

Saturday, October 10, 2015


you were the rain
my company in awakened nights
hours stood still
wrongs never seemed so right

like all good things
alas, this too had to end
though I never wanted to
but the road ahead did bend

promises you made
were those just for show
why this delay
when you could've easily said no

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Wednesday, October 07, 2015


For some strange reasons, merry-go-rounds made me laugh. Was it the sensation of hitting the wind, or the aroma of the candy stall that stayed overcrowded all the time (and mind you I had no money to buy a candy), I know not.

But hey, don't go by the brackets. I ain't poor enough to ride on the merry-go-round.

It was my fifth ride today. My pockets empty, my hunger crazy, and yet I was laughing.

And I laughed. The wires snapped, my cart flew, and I laughed, high above the planes, soaring, laughing, falling.

My world stopped. I laughed.

This 100-words Micro-fiction is shared with Friday Fictioneers.

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

Home Run

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sweaty palms, tired feet
could victory be possible
batter sighs hopeless

all of a sudden
her smile among spectators
batter hits home run

This Haiku is shared with Carpe Diem - Baseball.